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School Girl Sim 1 School Girl Sim 1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

THAT CRAZY BITCH RIPPED OUT MY EARS!!!



Humbuggered Humbuggered

Rated 5 / 5 stars

These girs are fucking tanks. they get hit by fucking wrecking balls and still they come... true chrismas sprit



Snailiad Snailiad

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nostalgia parts but umm parts..

This game is good and all but there are some parts I dont get. Like if all the snails are missing, then how come I see snails that are helping me thru out my adventure? But other than that.. I just love the music. It has alot of nostalgia for me.The graphics kind of remind me of action 52 on 32 bit. If you dont know what action 52 is or 32 bit is.. Look it up. I see you added a bit of metriod (because of the doors) and zelda (because one of the snails that give you a pea shooter says "its dangerous to go alone!") Oh and megaman because of the pea shooter. XD. Overall great game! (also) Im still playin this game and its still quite interesting! I cant wait to finish it!

and now for wth moments! HOLY CRAP! A SNAIL CAN JUMP THAT HIGH?!


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Portal Defenders Portal Defenders

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stratigy tiem!

This game is hard so I came up with a stratigey. One thing to do is somehowingly pair up the enemies together so you can kill them faster. Another stratigey is to keep them up in the air by jumping up and down. its alot easier to kill them and plus it fun! I made it all the way to Wadolf but I was in EXTREMLY low health and got easily killed by wadolf's shoop da whoop. Now I find myself dieing easily in Mindchamber's stage. Another thing to do is, try to keep your health up. Dont lose half of your health on the first stage cause its RARE thatt you EVER get health (except where you eat brains and hearts which increase your health just barely.) so its important that you watch all your enemies. so heres some notes to keep in mind..

Kitty krew: Dont even let them touch you.

Boss: Kill boss with your bombs or with his own bombs its faster.

Ac3: Jumping over opponents rising spikes helps alot. (hits other oppenents too!)

Boss: once you beat up oppenents, timing is key. Keep hitting boss down and as soon as he comes up hit him down again. (it needs great timing)

Animator: Stay away from enemies special attacks (rarely hits other oppenents)

Well thats as far as I can go just follow my first stratigey and hopely all will be well.

Good luck gamers!


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Meaty Boner Meaty Boner

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

This game is awesome! But theres only a few errors that I see for one thing sometimes if Im high on a platform I sometimes cant see the pit below I just have to make a guess and jump! Thats when the double jump helps in case you DO begin to fall. Sometimes I cant see if the monsters are dead or not so I keep punching it even if its dead. also the main character looks like he punchs like an old man. But thats all the errors I see! but overall I still gave you a ten cause the gameplay, art , and animation is AWESOME.

THAT IS ONE MEATY BONER!



Stallone Vs Trollface Stallone Vs Trollface

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ahh I cant see myself!

at the begining of the game I couldn't see my self! probably because the backgrounds too busy and the character im playing doesnt look that recongnizable. it took me ages to figure out where I was. and what am i supposed to be.. a guy that looks like he comes from the simpsons wearing a scarf having a fire hydrant behind his back?....... this makes the game unplayable with this.. try contrasting colors like take castlevania for example. (look it up) the main character is orange and at the almost finale level the background is blue. if you haven't noticed orange contrasts with blue which makes the main character soooooo reconizeable you can see him clear as day! unlike your game so overall I give you an eight cause you still may have potenial.. but dont be like L.J.N (look it up).


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Reimagine :The Game: Reimagine :The Game:

Rated 4 / 5 stars

This game..

This game reminds me of a game I used to play when I l was little called mindscape but twice the dizzyness in the 2nd level.


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The Land Of Orgs The Land Of Orgs

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Its ok but..

I cant help to see that the characters in his pajamas and you didn't really put much work into it much. try adding more detaail to the character and background then hey you might get a 5 if you put more work in it! oh and btw what the heck is the madness thing doing there?! it has nothing to deal with madness.


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Alien Hominid Alien Hominid

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is hard

So I came up with a stradigey.. My stradigety is to duck down all the time so I can dodge more bullets and I wont get killed that much heck it got me through pretty far. ill say it got me to the robot guy. This game is cool I played this in my childhood. I liked how the alien died, it was funny. But now even if I wanted to get serious and finish the level.. it couldn't happen. Now im older and seeing that robbot boss was the FIRST time I ever saw him..... well time to play again..*sigh* Great game Tom and Dan


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Laser Dolphin Laser Dolphin

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

WOOO!!!!

I'm a backwards riding dolphin!